the harry potter fandom actually has some of the weirdest crack pairings in fanfic I have ever seen like
and my personal favourite
"Dobby had always wanted clothes, but never like this."
oh my god
The weirdest one I read was when Luna was Satan that was weird
buying a pink switchblade so i can knife all the dumb bitches in style
On the set of ‘Pitch Perfect 2’ in Baton Rouge, LA (5.21.14)
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.
during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.
birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.
anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.
what a sad reflection on our society.
listen to me
your heart is still beating
you still have air in your lungs
and you still have a shot
do not give up
#me talking about captain swan, probably